And now, a message From the former president of the GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD:
No one had ever heard of some of these people who worked for me in DC. Suddenly, the Fake News starts calling them. Some of them, by no means all, feel emboldened, brave and, for the first time in their lives, they feel like “something special”, not like the losers that they are, and they talk, they talk, they talk!
Many say that I am the greatest star creator of all time. But some of the stars I produced are made of garbage.
Hahahahahahahaha that loser is fucking crawling up the walls and chewing on the furniture, he’s so miserable and apoplectic for all the people he used to work with who are now talking about how much of a loser Hitler wants to be a bag of shit that he is. He is dying.
Some people say that I am the greatest star maker machinery stoker in the history of the times, but these people are not stardust, they are not gold, NO GARDEN! THERE IS NO GARDEN! YOU ARE THE GARDEN!
(Apologies to Joni Mitchell, sweet Jesus.)
He’s really fucking upset about everything the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Mark Milley told Carol Leonnig and Philip Rucker for their book, about how Trump reminded him of Hitler and how Milley went out of his way to make sure the president LoserPants did. not be able to take control of the CIA, the FBI or the military to mount a coup and preserve their grip on power.
This is another statement from this very day, from the former president of BEST COUNTRY EXAMPLE ÁGUILA CALVA TEAR OH BEAUTIFUL FOR THE SPACIOUS SKIES AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE!
It’s long: Former President Straitjacket has a LOT TO SAY.
Despite massive voter fraud and irregularities during the 2020 presidential election scam, what we are now seeing unfold in very large and important states.
Blah, blah, dummy, fascist, big lie, we get it, stupid Hitler, please go ahead.
I never threatened or spoke to anyone about a coup by our government. So ridiculous!
No one really said that he saying he was going to take a hit. They were worried that I was going to do it.
Sorry to inform you, but a choice is my “hit” way
Hahahahahahaha calling for Freud.
And if he was going to strike, one of the last people he would want to do it with is General Mark Milley.
I don’t do coups, but if I did, and I’m not saying I do, Mark Milley wouldn’t be invited to my coup!
He got his job only because the most overrated general in the world, James Mattis, couldn’t stand it, didn’t respect him, and didn’t recommend him. For me, the fact that Mattis didn’t like him, like Obama didn’t like him and actually fired Milley, was a good thing, not a bad thing. I often act against the advice of people I don’t respect.
What a way to say out loud that you are a mean and ignorant man-boy with no motive beyond trying to get revenge on people who are better than you. Also: THIS IS WHO RUN OUR COUNTRY AND HOW.
Regardless, I lost respect for Milley as we walked together toward St. John’s Church (which was still simmering from a radical left fire started the day before), side by side, a walk that has now proven to be entirely appropriate. and the next day Milley choked like a dog in front of Fake News when they told him they thought he shouldn’t have been walking with the president, which turned out to be wrong. He apologized profusely, making it a great story, rather than saying that I am proud to walk with the President of the United States and protect him. If I had said that, it would all be over, not a big deal, but I saw in that moment that he had no courage or ability, certainly not the type of person I would be talking about “hit”.
Mark Milley is too UGLY to talk about coups, not his type.
I don’t like punches!
BUT IT WAS!
In fact, around the same time, Milley, in conversation, was an advocate of changing all the names of our Forts and Military Bases.
All of them? I guess we had no idea how close we got to presidents landing and taking off from Critical Race Theory AFB.
Then I also realized that he was a very different person than I expected. I said, “spend more time thinking about China and Russia, and less time being politically correct.”
But never during my Administration did Milley show what he is showing now. He was not “awake”. Actually, I don’t think he ever has been, but from the way I see Milley, he’s just a better politician than a general, trying to win favor with the radical left and absolutely crazy people who espouse a philosophy that will destroy our country!
Feeling better now, pooky? Do you want to tweet about that? Oh wait, you can’t. Want to press the red button on your Big Important Person desk to get a Diet Coke to drown all your sorrows? Oh wait, you can’t. Do you want immunity from prosecution in New York State?
Oh wait. You can not.
These have been messages from the former president of the country with the largest economy in the world, the only superpower on the planet.
Hoo boy.
And now it is open thread.
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