• July 26, 2021

Devin Nunes Says Democrats Are Going To Create Fake Biden Holograms To Make It Sound Smart Like Trump’s ‘Best Words’ Ever

BREAK! Joe Biden is a hologram, and Kamala Harris is a computer-generated image, and Devin Nunes is … completely sane and in control of all his faculties.

Wearing his best “smell a fart smile” (just look at it, you’ll see), the Republican congressman from California complained to Fox’s Maria Bartiromo about the manifest injustice of trying to attack a guy whose speeches are so boring. the attack announcements. Good, about.

“You know it’s getting bad when the propaganda machine that the Democratic Socialists control in this country – they control 95 percent of the media more or less – and then you take the big tech oligarchs who control and censor what We received”. via social media. When that poison hits the average independent American, that propaganda, you know it’s bad when they can’t even find a 15- or 30-second snippet in a full-hour city hall that they can plug into their own propaganda machine. “


NUNS: It’s getting really bad. It’s not just the president. They also can’t get sound bites from the vice president. They’re almost to the point, Maria, where they’re going to have to start using computer-generated graphics to hit the propaganda machine, because they can’t get good clips to sell what they’re trying to sell here. in Washington, which are policies that are sinking the country.

You heard it here first, kids. Well you heard it first on Fox and then on Raw history, who looks at that shit for the common good. But ACHTUNGBREAKING, Democrats are going to have to convince Princess Leia of our boring president because he doesn’t go around telling people to drink bleach and stick a tanning bed up their butt to cure Covid. If only we had one leader providing us with endless viral clips of him. pushing other world leaders, praising Vladimir Putin and whining that it takes ten shocks to get rid of his burnt steak bowel movements.

But worry no more! Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, our lords at Pixar will soon provide us with an endless cycle of President Dullsville and Vice President Snoozefest throwing paper towels at hurricane victims, staring at the sun during an eclipse, waving a North Korean general and drawing dicks on weather maps.

I Semite“the Biden hologram will shout, praising the beauty of our national parks, before greeting college athletes with Big Macs cold plates, Y asking a child if he still believes in Santa, because “at seven, he’s marginal, right?”

If Devin Nunes says the Democrats are planning CGI Biden, then you can take him to the bank.

Or …

It could be like any other damn accusation these nihilistic bastards throw at us, that is, a confession. Because the same people who yelled FAKE NEWS, while flooding the shitty area, already have a history of doctoring video from President Nancy Pelosi to make her look drunk. So you can bet your bottom dollar that when Nunes complains that they “can’t get any sound bites” to fuel your old “propaganda machine”, he means “we can’t get traction to attack a guy who seems fundamentally decent. . and not upset. ” And when it says “they’re going to have to start using computer-generated graphics,” it could mean that the Red Team is preparing some spectacularly fake midterm videos of a caliber that would make Project Veritas look like a responsible journalist.

Be prepared. That train is never, never late.

[Raw Story]

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