• August 3, 2021

Whinyass Brat Ron DeSantis whining like Whinyass Brat again

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is a fucking whiny brat. There we said it. We have been holding back haha, no we haven’t.

You know what preschoolers and conservative white men do when they’re about to collapse, and their faces start to wrinkle, and they know it’s coming, they can’t control it, but they don’t really want it to happen. in front of your friends? Look at the face of Ron DeSantis during a presser foot today, while facing a reporter WHAT WAS CHOOSING YOU about the masks.

Yes, we know some of you will point out that that’s just DeSantis’s face and that he always looks like he just did accidental number two’s on his OshKosh b’Gosh jersey and he can smell himself and he doesn’t like it.

The specific question was about the children who ended up hospitalized, and that’s when DeSantis’s lip came out.

DESANTIS: I find it DEPLORABLE to blame a victim who ends up being hospitalized. You don’t know its history! You don’t know what happened to that. And this has been a really negative thing throughout this whole thing with some of these dating ‘experts’, some of the media, someone contracts a highly transmittable virus out of the air and they are considered to have done something wrong.

Only if they have really done something wrong, such as refusing vaccinations or refusing to wear a mask to protect themselves and others. What is that, is it a “highly transmissible virus in the air”? Maybe you should set some rules about it.

DESANTIS: Obviously we have some people who are not vaccinated who have been admitted to hospitals. Are you going to sit there, are you going to sit there and are you going to sit there and criticize, or are we going to try and try to help people?

Both. Both. Also both. (He asked if we were going to sit there three times, so we thought he needed three answers.)

DESANTIS: You know, I’m sick of the judgment, the judgment thing about some of these things, no one’s trying to get sick here, okay?


DESANTIS: There are people who were hermits for a year and a half who wore six masks and did it and still got it. […] Let’s not allow these things that are somehow your fault.

Yes, there are people who were hermits and wore six masks and still have them. Is that the majority of the people who are being hospitalized and dying and who are also spreading the Delta variant right now? Well, in Florida, 95 percent of hospitalizations It’s found between the unvaccinated. But that does not matter! Following DeSantis’ logic, we assume that since Kathy Griffin has stage one lung cancer (recover soon!) And has never smoked a cigarette in her life, we assume that we should absolve cigarettes of all responsibility for the millions of directly causing lung cancer cases. and instead blaming him on being a former cast member of “Suddenly Susan”.

After all, someone Ron DeSantis may or may not be wearing makeup who wore six masks, did it! So all these thousands and thousands and thousands of fucking thousands Of the people who are getting it right now and who are mostly unvaccinated non-maskers, we shouldn’t mention any of that. For the second time today golly These white Republicans are bad at the “personal responsibility party.”

As White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said today, Half of the nation’s 50,000 current hospitalizations come from just four states, and Florida is almost a quarter. During the month of July, one in five new cases of COVID was Florida. It is the highest risk place in the entire country. Wonkette noted yesterday that less than 50 percent of Floridians under 40 are vaccinated.

And what is Ron DeSantis doing about it, besides sticking both thumbs up his anus and begging everyone to stop being so judicious? Shit. It is making sure that private companies cannot require proof of vaccination and that schools cannot require masks to protect children who are not yet old enough to be vaccinated. He says he will get funding from every school that tries!

But hey, he’s solving the real problems, by ban trans children of literally taking control of all sports, which is definitely one thing, and for ban critical race theory schools, because masks protect children from that? They do not!

So if you’re a kid in a Florida hospital with COVID, relax, your governor has it. Even if your lungs hurt, you won’t have to endure the twin terrors of transgender kids trying to make the soccer team, or having to learn that blacks exist. Oh yeah, and DeSantis helped rush the passage of a new Jim Crow voter suppression bill earlier this year. Doesn’t that make you feel better?

Do not? Well, don’t criticize or make fun of your governor for any of this as he’s a sensitive and angry little jerk currently feeling unchained.

In related news from Florida, Republican Sen. Rick Scott said today that the biggest problem Floridians are facing right now is “inflation” which makes sense because Floridians are known to be such economists, just kidding they aren’t, Rick Scott should go to hell with his own head of Batboy and STFU.


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